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Tuesday, August 15, 2023
Revolutionary LK99 Type 304 Superconducting Deluxe Drain
Having your drain clog up with food after cleaning your dishes is a thing of the past. You're never going to have a clog in your drain again. With the revolutionary LK-99 Superconducting deluxe drain - all of your food particles effortlessly float above the drain for easy removal and cleaning. No more clogged drains. No more messy clean-up. Just free-flowing water and a clean drain and sink. But wait! How does this miracle drain work? I'm glad you asked. Food scraps are magically suspended above the drain for easy removal thanks to a remarkable new "superconducting" technology developed in South Korea.
All you need for install is your new LK99 drain, a little Pro Dope and common household tools. Then you can enjoy miraculous floating food scraps and be on your way to a cleaner, clog-free drain. We use reliable, safe materials and we source them carefully. At Elkay, we provide ingenuity for everyday life. "M. Davis" doesn't quite understand the technology, but she understands the results - see her glowing review!
Hurry and get your Elkay drain and be the first on your block to utilize this revolutionary room-temperature technology in your very own sink. This is the same technology the is going to revolutionize the power grid, enhancing powerful medical imaging technologies and magnetically levitating trains - nothing short of a new era for humanity.
Some say it is a slam dunk for the Nobel prize! If the drain doesn't work on first try, just pour in some liquid nitrogen and wait 15 minutes.
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